Finally, they are here with a voice, The Goops. The Goops have been kept under wraps for far too long and now the secret is out because they have a voice. Well let's start at the beginning for those of you who don't know the Goops.
The Goops are you, me and everyone we know. In otherwords everyone is a Goop at one time or another. The Goops are the most hilarious and endearing characters that represent the foibles and humanity in all of us. Even when the Goops are at their worst, which is quite often, they are at their best. Yes, they excel at being naughty in one particular area, well don't we all?
Just to get the foundation down I am going to list the Goops in their entirety below. Don't get overwhelmed because it is like meeting a giant extended family all at once and there will be no test on the names....
So without further ado meet the Goops:
BOYS
Abednego - This Goop is called Abednego because to bed he would not go
Bawlfred - This Goop is called Bawlfred because he bawls when he is hurt
SirRatsAlot - This Goop is called Cawlomar because he always calls his Ma and tells on his brothers and sisters
Dowanto - This Goop is called Dowanto because when his parents ask him to do anything, he says "I don't want to"
Elostum - This Goop is called Elostum because whenever he forgot to put his things away, he lost 'em
Fibius - This Goop is called Fibius because he tells fibs
Goblick - This Goop is called Goblick because he gobbles his food and licks his fingers
Hatesope - This Goop is called Hatesope because he hates soap and dislikes to be washed
Inkfinga - This Goop is called Inkfinga because his fingers are as black as ink
Jardad - This Goop is called Jardad because he makes such a racket as to jar his dad and give his mother a headache
Krysoe - This Goop is called Krysoe because he will cry so if he doesn't get what he wants
Lemeetri - This Goop is called Lemeetri because when he plays a game he always says, "let me try first"
Mark Mudfort - This Goop is called Mark Mudfort because he marks on things and never wipes the mud off his feet
Nevershair - This Goop is called Nevershair because he will never shar his things with his playmates
Obaynotte - This Goop is called Obaynotte because he does not obey promptly
Piejam - This Goop is called Piejam because he eats so much pie and jam and candy
Quarling - This Goop is called Quarling because he is always quarrelling
Rodirtygus - This Goop is called Rodirtygus because he is always so dirty
Sulkie - This Goop is called Sulkie because if he can't do what he wishes to, or has to do what he doesn't wish, he is sulky
Tuchim and Takim - These Goops are called Tuchim and Takim because they touch and take things that are not theirs
Urapyg - This Goop is called Urapyg because he says bad words and calls names; once he said to his sister, "you're a pig"
Verislow - This Goop is called Verislow because he is so very slow in doing what he is told to do
Whymusty - This Goop is called Whymusty because when he is asked to anything he asks, "Why must I?"
Xaspery - This Goop is called Xaspery because he exasperates his parents and teachers with his misbehavior and inattention
Yellkum - This Goop is called Yellkum because he yells so loudly
Zeemsneaze - This Goop is called Zeemsneaze because when you see him sneeze, you don't see his handkerchief!
Wow, that was a lot of typing....why don't you ponder these goops for now and I will introduce the girls on the next post....believe me they are even cuter.....
